Lytham Anonymous Players





Production Details

266th Production - No Sex Please We’re British by Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot


Presented at Lowther Pavilion - 23 to 26 November 2016.

Directed by Bob Gemmell





This riotous farce notched up a staggering successful sixteen years in the West End.

Peter and Frances could reasonably expect to look forward to a calm, happy start to their married life together. 

Owing to an unfortunate mistake, however, they find themselves inundated with pornographic material from the "Scandinavian Import Company".  Senior Bank officials, Peter's snobbish Mother and a prim, respectable bank cashier become inextricably entangled in the rumbustious events that follow.











Peter Hunter

Kieran O’Dougherty


Frances Hunter

Emily Cartmell


Eleanor Hunter

Ann Slack


Brian Runnicles

David Chalk


Leslie Broomhead

Roger Lloyd Jones


Superintendent Paul

Chris Slack


Mr Needham

Glynn Morton



Caz Thompson



Kath Gemmell








  Stage Crew


Stage Manager

Chris Jones



Michael Ward


Set Construction